but i'm not a rapper

im jam. twenty-two. sigma kappa. dylan o'brien and lana del rey are my soul. NOLA born and raised. bout that life, probably.

bid day! love our new girls! I’m in the front on the right with the pink flower crown on. Kudos to whoever took this :)

bid day! love our new girls! I’m in the front on the right with the pink flower crown on. Kudos to whoever took this :)

bansheeandahunter:

Fun fact: if you say “what’s so special about Scott McCall” three times in front of the mirror, Derek shows up with a power point and recorded speech.

(via thottiemccall)

janemba:

friend: you were supposed to be here at 7 and now its 9:45

me: really?? its that late already??

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my bad 

(via cheetahgirl69420)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via bridgetdunkle)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

nicki is so beautiful i want her to beat me just like she did to dameka at the slumber party when she was 11